When I was young and innocent.

I was like one of those nauseatingly nice children. 

I was very, very well behaved and boring.

I used to be obedient.

(take note: USED TO BE)

“delicacy and nobility,” that’s how my family called it. :|

ehem

Dear future Prince Charming, 
     I don’t want you to treat me like another one of the girls you dated and I certainly don’t want you to compare me to them either.I think it would be nice if you looked like Brad Pitt, but really any resemblance to a passably attractive Hollywood actor would be a plus. Hmm, what else? An interest in spontaneous travel and spontaneous things in general would also be very much appreciated. And maybe just the ability,and want, to lie next to me in a warm, clean, white bed and touch my hands.
     I won’t look for you because I know you’ll come one day. 


                                                                      Surprise me,
                                                                                Princess Pat